![]() I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Only this year I’m gonna do it different. 5 How NOT To Go On Vacationīilly Bob and Dale were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Dale, “Yaw know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. “No”, answered the redneck, “she just lays there like her mother”. “Well, is your daughter sexually active?”, asked the doctor. The father answered: “to get my daughter on birth control, Doc”. They waited in the doctor’s office when finally the doctor came in and asked the father: “Well, what are we here for today”? “Then you’re gay.” 4 Daughters Are Like Their MothersĪ redneck took his daughter to the gynecologist. “Here, I will give you an example, do you own a weed Wacker?” Jim said. “Logic?” Bob said,” What the heck is that?” “Wow!” Jim said, “You found all that out just because I have a weed Wacker!” The Dean nodded.Įxcited, Jim goes back to Bob and says: “I will be taking 4 classes: English, Math, Science, and Logic.” “And if you have a house, you probably have a wife, and if you have a wife you must be a heterosexual!” “Then logically speaking you have a house”. “Here,” the Dean said, “I will give you an example, do you own a weed Wacker?” “Logic? What the heck is that?” Jim asked. When he is talking to the Dean at the college, the Dean says to Jim: “You will be taking 4 classes: English, Math, Science, and Logic”. Jim says to Bob: “You know what? I think I’m going to go to college”. Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, were sitting at a bar. One redneck looks to the other and says: “Man, I sure wish I could do that.” The other redneck says: “Maybe if you pet him first.” 3 Funny Redneck Joke About Logic A dog walks up on the front lawn and takes a seat. But you need to wear these condoms to stop me from getting pregnant.” So they have a Ball.Ī week later, one of these redneck farmers says to his mate: “Are you still worried she got pregnant?” His mate says: “Naw, not really.” Then he replies: “LETS TAKE THESE CONDOMS OFF THEN.” 2 Joke About Two Rednecks And Their Dog She gets out and says “I want you two to make mad passionate love to me in the barn. Two redneck farmers are leaning over a farm gate when gorgeous girl pulls up in her Mercedes. Short Redneck Jokes 1 Two Redneck Farmers.16 Two Redneck Hunters Flying In Helicopter.15 Redneck Who Misunderstood The Road Sign. ![]() ![]() 7 Redneck Bird Joke: Hang-gliding That Didn’t Go Smoothly.6 Redneck Police Officer And The Muslim Man.2 Joke About Two Rednecks And Their Dog. ![]()
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